Pull it off? Really? ;)

Seriously. Stopping

For real this time, we're shutting this down.
Melvin and I will no longer be blogging on this blog.

Melvin has moved on to www.maejeenmeetsmel.blogspot.com

whereas

I, Tiffany, will remain on my personal blog, www.blue-speck.blogspot.com

It's been a great run. :D Mel and I had fun.

- Tiff

Mel's house.

If you happen to read my blog, then you'd know that I went over to Melvin's place with Zachary yesterday.

Zac, Mel, and my brother

Boys are basically engrossed in everything else except the movie when something's playing. Well, that would most likely be attributed to the fact that the movie isn't exactly something they'd normally watch.

Grease 2.

Hehehehe.

Anyways....

Yeah, I don't know either. D:

- Tiff

PS: Mel, update la for the 6 remarkably loyal readers that come to this blog everyday. Or it could just be me and you on different computers everyday. O WELL.

Melvin.. is SUCH a hobo.

Everytime Wen Wen and I mention failing in life and becoming a hobo, we mention Melvin and living in a box. Scenarios pop up, ranging from downright ridiculous, to rather possible.

But every single one..

Involves Melvin.

And becoming a hobo.

Not that there's anything wrong with Melvin or anything, in fact, he's a perfectly fine person, who would probably end up being successful and and the exact opposite of a hobo. In fact, I can think of three other people who would be better suited as hobos. But, I shan't mention their names. For fear.. of being placed in a box and shipped off to Africa.

What I will mention is, is how Melvin finds himself at home.. anywhere. -.-

And that includes cardboard boxes on the ground, the ground itself, classrooms, and of course, public benches.

One example would be how Melvin walks around the classroom, without his shoes.

Yes, he diliberately takes off his shoes, for the mere purpose of walking around class. Another character which may attribute to his hobo-ism is the fact that.. his socks are holy. There isn't actually a spiritual entity in his socks. I mean holy as in hole-y.

Also, he tends to find himself.. lying everywhere. =.=' Example, a random bench.

And of course.. what better proof than pictorial proof?

Here is Melvin.. being perfectly at home...
on a bench.

- Tiffany.

Study.

Okay. Me no blog in LONG TIME. yeah. My bad.

study study study?

NO.

I dont know. Maybe its the lack of inspiration.

- Melvin

In case you didn't read that, Melvin can't feel his legs.
.

YEAH!

(:


We went to the gym today along with my sister.
.

He made me climb the retarded stairs thing for 40 floors, run that treadmill thing for one round, do 25 gruelling sit ups, and 15 push ups.
.

In turn...
.

I made him climb 70 floors, do 40 sit ups, bridges, and cycling thingymabobs.
.

OH YAH.
.

:D

:D

:D

.
- Tiff

TEEHEE

As usual, I was surfing the web on ways to torture Melvin on random facts. (:

I came across something very interesting... the 10 most frightening torture techniques from the Middle Ages.

Awh geez, I'm such a sadist.

O WELL.

Anyways, it made me think.

We're so lucky to be living in an era where we don't get tortured... too much.

And even so, the extent of "torture" can't possibly be compared to the medieval times. People were very very barbaric back then. :O

YAHH.

K BYE.

- tiff

Manners -.-

Thanks to Melvin Chong Wei Howe, I have learnt the importance of manners. -.-

RAWRH.

This boy...

decided to....

block the door.

ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE BOYS IN MY CLASS!

I tried shoving, I tried pushing, I tried bargaining, I tried begging, I tried slinking, I tried running, I tried screaming..

And in the end..

I said please.

Guess what?

They moved.

-.-

- Tiff

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MELVIN!

Happy birthday, Melly poo!!!

:D

I'll sing for you tonight, at 11.59pm. (:

To all our readers, Melvin Chong Wei Howe is 15 years old today. :D :D :D

Go spam him with birthday wishes.

Melvin, have a very sexy birthday.

- Tiff

O.O

My condo's been sold.
I'm moving out at the end of the year. O:

NO MORE NEIGHBOUR. :( :( :(

-tiff

Back at you.

-Mel. :D

Die

I feel like a marble floor in Alaska.

cold.

I've been feeling cold.. for a very long time.

Ish, I hate being sick.

- Tiff

Not a model, eh?

Who says you don't look like a model? :)

Okay la. I photoshopped your face a bit also.. to make your jaw less manly.. and I shaved off your moustache and got rid of your Adam's apple. :D

SEXY, right?

Wen Wen contributed as well, so it's not only my fault. :)

But you look so pretty la.. *is jealous*

WELL, COME BACK SOON KAY! And.. I need you to do the BM project. -.- At least write ONE post, Mel. It has points, kay.

Good boy. :)

And, HI GERRICK.

PS: don't lie to me about Amanda! HMPH.

-tiff

EDIT: Heh, Mellie poo! Wen Wen didn't do anything. It was all me! Please get her a kangaroo. :)

Noooooo...

Blogger hates me in Melbourne. I had to type this twice apparently. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

Okay.

For ONE! I am in Melbourne, having the time of my life. :D

TWO! Gerrick HO Qing Sheng is like right next to me. Playing with my phone...

THREE!  I have no idea where Amanda is apparently. And have no intentions on knowing anyway.

Oh and Tiff. Me no lookey like model. If I did. I'd have offers! :DD

Uhm. Thats it. I'll try to take pictures to show you people.  It's supposed to be 2 in the morning but only 11pm Malaysia time. Damn the stupid horizontal Greenwitch with timur barat thing. -.-'

-Mel.

D:

Melvin has left for the land of Down Under with my life secretary (Gerrick) and my project secretary (Amanda)

GEEZ.

O:

Throughout the one week break, the Secondary 3 students have to come back to school for extra classes. Not the whole week, of course. It is merely two days. But, Melvin will be missing them.

MEH. Anyways, here's a picture of Melvin! LOOKING.. MODEL-LIKE!

He was actually wearing the school shirt but I photoshopped it off and wanted to make some advert. BUT then, I got lazy so now you have a brandless shirt.

Well, it isn't much different from the original;

- tiff

leavingggg me.

YES, two days. Then here I shall remain; depressed and alone
as Melvin, yet again, leaves me
TO GO OFF IN A FOREIGN LAND with Amanda.

Sighhsss.

You know, Melvin gets bitten by a lot of .. creatures.

Firstly, the Aedes mosquito which almost popped his livahh.
THEN, recently, he got bitten by his cousin's dog. AND the scar's like.. so.. scarily painful. D:

There are like three red lines running down his hand/arm/wrist area and it looks really really.. ouch-like.

AND today, when we were making our woodwork in the KH lab, saw dust got all over the scars and wounds and .. yeahh. :O

BAD.

-tiff

2 DAYS!!

Argh. 2 days. Just two stupid days! :(

...

I can't stand it no more. Too excited. :DD

....

Lalalalalalaaaaaa. I challenge Tiff to a chess rematch. Be ready or be SQUARE!

-mel

me livah didn't pop.

stunned

Awww, Melvin thinks I have a strong will! And determination!

:D :D

On a completely unrelated and different note, yesterday was Sports Day. And Melvin, who is not supposed to exert himself, ran!

In the 4 x 100.

I was pretty worried lah, I mean... he's not supposed to be doing this.

But yeah! He turned out okay! Better than okay, in fact. I didn't know he ran that fast. It was like.. zoom.. then whoosh.

YAH.

Anywaysss, before he started running, he was very visibly nervous. He was fidgeting so much, and his face was like.. D:

Well, it was more of a ._.

YAH.

But after running....

Yah! Melvin and his gigantic smile and small eyes!

- Tiff

Likewise.

I, Melvin Chong, am not insane. The truth is what i speak. In this world. Delusions are nothing but are a normal part of our insane lives but then again, for some people they like to live forever in their deluded world. Hence I shall give you a great example called, SUBJECT A. SUBJECT A thinks that whatever she says, goes or is the truth at least. Nothing seems to be able to bring down her strong will and determination that blinds her from seeing the truth. :D

These people CANNOT be trusted and therefore should be avoided. Till next time.

Ah well Tiff. Next time la.

-Mel.

YOU GOT SERVED! :DD

Lying to himself ;

I, Tiffany Khoo, hereby believe that Melvin Chong is a confused boy. He's clearly in a severe state of denial regarding our coincidences, which may not be coincidences, if you know what I mean. ;)

One more thing.

To The SPAMMERS on the right.

Eugene. Take Abu and Ali to your own blog will you? Spammers are people who have nothing better to do with their lives.

Spammers shall die.

-Mel and Tiff.

There's NO such thing.

To confirm and to cancel out those stupid so called coincidencies. I shall give a reason for every one of them.

- We both ended up in Sri KDU only because it's was like the best school at that time. DUHHHHH.
-We were put in the same class in standard 5 because the admin people thought it was funny putting brown people into one class. :P
-Being reunited in form 2 IS NOT a COINCIDENCE because you moved to my class. Not due to uncanny coincidences.
-I paid my doctor. She says I'm A.
-We're NOT neighbours. My next door neighbours a guy. You live in a different block FAR FAR away. Not in the same condo. Condo means my house. =/ The numbers are bogus. The agent forced us to take this condo saying it was the best.
- For the Ketua Tanah Melayu thing, our numbers DO NOT MATCH!

There. I've canceled out all.

-Mel

p.s.: I may believe in this kinda stuff but this isnt it. :DD

Coincidences

Allow me to name the coincidences in our lives.

1. We both ended up in Sri KDU.
2. We both were put in the same class in standard 5.
3. Although Tiffany was in a different class in Form 1, we were reunited in Form 2.
4. We both have the same blood type. or not.
5. We're both neighbours who happen to live in the same condo, on the same floor, in the same unit, except in different blocks.
6. For the Ketua Tanah Melayu thing, our numbers are doubles. Melvin is a 4. Tiffany is an 8.

*to be added*

felt like ranting here ;

So, here's the thing.

At first, Melvin's talking to me about Gossip Girl. The next moment, he's asking me to listen to a death metal video; A Gorgoroth one, to be precise.

By the way, I'm no fan of death metal. But for his sake, I listened to it in the middle of the night.

Basically, my mom gave me the look. Yes, the dreaded who-is-my-daughter-mixing-with-and-why-does-it-involve-Satan-worshipping look.

To that look, I replied, "Oh, it's a video Melvin wanted me to watch."

And she said, "Melvin? Oh, okay then. Not so loud ah."

Psft. -.- What is that?

Well, I may not be Melvin neighbour for long. :(
But, I may end up becoming Andrew Chang's neighbour.

It depends on how it all turns out in the end.

Or possibly, I could be moving to Tropicana.. which would make me Ben's and Dayan's neighbour.

Haaa. I just revealed where they liveee. O.O

I brought my camera to school today. Took a picture standing between Shi Hao and Melvin.
With that, I have come to the conclusion; I either very short, or both of them are very tall.

Stupid body. GROW, I tell you!

-tiff

BooHoooo.

Argh. Stupid bloody dengue. Made me stay in hospital for a week. Although the rest was nice. I got to spend time with my sister before she left. :) But then again. The REALLY sad part is. I can't do sports or any kind of physical activities if not i might, COLLAPSE. Sad right? Boooohooo. :(

Lemme explain. Dengue infected my liver. Which is supposed to be the bodies POWERHOUSE so if you're liver is down. So are you. THE END.

OH YEAH. its good to be back. :D

Tiff. Watch yourself.

ISH

He's still not in school.

8 days already.. 3 weeks.

YEAH.

-tiff

EDIT:
HA! This will NOT come as a shock to many of you, but apparently, Melvin's up and running in DOTA!!!

And not in school.

Whatlah that boy...

GAH!

He's still in the hospital!
I think.

OMG MELLIE POO!!!! :(

Melvin hasn't been coming to school for a couple of days now.

This is bad.

I called him today to check up on him, and guess what?

HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

D: D: D:

He's been sick for the past few days and I don't think he's getting any better. =/
Mel, get well soon. :(

Drink loads of water and REST, kay!

You probably won't read this till you're better, but.. YEAH. See, when you're not in school, my cow dies.

Haihh.

-tiff

EDIT: Just found out that Melvin's sick cause his platelets are low. Heard from Wen Wen. Yeahh. O:

UH-OH

TODAY, Melvin Chong Wei Howe did not attend school! D: D: D:

Mel, I took a worksheet back for you. It's like this BM thing la. Karangan. Contact me, kay.

Oh oh oh, on my blog, there's this dare-a-thon. (www.blue-speck.blogspot.com)

Melvin's dare for me was to run 5km without stopping at the gym. So, if all goes to plan, I will be attempting this dare on Sunday. Wish me luck. D:

-tiff

12.09am.

It's 12.10am and for the prevention of Clinton's boredom, the blog has not been deleted. -.-

MELVIN, I AM NOT RETARDED.

Ishh.

I thinkk Melvin's changing class. D:

-tiff

Bullshit.

WE ARE NOT SHUTTING DOWN!

I REPEAT.

NOT.

N-O-T.

shutting down.

It's just Tiffany being retarded. =D

p.s: since its her account. If it does go down. My bad.

MELVINCHONGISMINE.blogspot.com is being SHUT DOWN!

Yeahps, melvinchongismine.blogspot.com is being shut down.
At 12am today,
the blog will be officially deleted.

Whoo

Melvin, you are the most awesomest neighbour ever!

Thanks for the papers!

Wen and I thank you from the bottom of our stone cold hearts. ;)

-tiff

If you were kissing Melvin..

If you were kissing Melvin.. this is what you'd be seeing..

SCHOOL'S STARTING!

ALRIGHT PEOPLE!

School's starting.

Lessons are beginning.

Plots are being planned for the year.

So, how ya'll taking it?

I'm going to spend my new year trying to woo Melvin back. :D

It may take a lot of hard work, but yeah! I WILL DO IT!

I'm counting on Wen to help me out on this, maybe join me as well.

2009 will definitely be an eventful year. Stay tuned. :)

Got back

Just got back from China.
I saw loads of people in China.. who looked like Melvin!

Yeahh. they all had that.. hair.. and that.. neck!
and that blurr look. :D

YEAH. On the day I left China, I went to the lobby to wait for the taxi.. when I saw MELVIN!

And his mom and his sis.

I think Mel's dad was going somewhere or somethingg.

Dunnooo.

Yeahh.
It's 1.41am

I shouldbe asleep.

Anyways, I think my mom wants me to carpool with Melvin. Haven't asked Melvin yes though. So yeah.

okay. Bye. :D

-tiff

It's been waaaaaaay too long.

Like the title says. It's been waaaaaaay too long. Since I even did anything to this blog. :) Feels weird to be back.

Anyway. Tiff. Apparently I think you'd be seeing me on Friday I think. Not thrilled about it but yeah I think I', gonna be there. =D

Oh and an idea for what to do when you see me.

-Gimme a 100 bucks! ;)

-mel.

Rawr

Ages since I last blogged here. Ages since he last blogged here too.

Yeah, people have asked why the blog's still here. Honestly, I don't know.

Meh.

Actually, I haven't seen Mel in a longg time. Hmmm..
Wonder what I'll do when I see him.

-tiff

Heh, didn't watch, wasn't watched.

Hey.. temp truce. :)



Remember the thing we were talking about the other day?

About the watching or being watched? :D



Youuu knoooww?



WELL, did it today.



and NOO, I wasn't watched.. and I didn't watch.



Mhmm.



HAHAHAH.



Okay. :D



-tiff

Righttt....

Sigh. . .

She's lost it with the I'm right thing. -.-

Oh well.

If that's all you can say.

WHATEVER woman...

-Mel

You cheater

You cheater. 

you'll get yours.

-the one who didn't cheat. tkml.

Yes.

As you've heard and seen. I'm sure you know. It's over. At least between me and Tiffany to say the least.

It all started when one day...actually it didnt start one day. It started a long time ago.

That Tiffany! I SWEAR! all the time with guys guys guys. everytime I ask her something. "Eh later lah." "I'm busy."

Yeah. She'd hang out with lots of other guys and god knows other people.

For example. We had planned to go to the gym everyday to hang out but then it turns out everyday she had a different reason like "NO! I cant go. I'm kidnapped." Lame right? or "No.Can't busy." doing what? I dont know.

So that's it for you people. Now you know the horrible truth. Good riddance I say.

-Mel

EDIT:
WHAT IS HE SAYING!?
He keeps accusing me of things..
He has an AWFUL memory..

He can't even remember.... our special YEARS TOGETHER!

-tiff

Break up.

Er.. yeah. Okay. So, most of you guys know that Mel and I are over.

So.. it's from like.. mutual agreement that we tell you guys why. Since I mean.. you all have been there since the start of our relationship.. er.. reading about us.

Well.. it started out with the small things.
I wanted to go see him downstairs, he was busy.
He wanted to go see me downstairs, I was busy.

And it escalated from there.

He didn't like me spending so much time with other guys..
and vice versa I suppose.

Soon, all our conversations became arguments. =/
and it kinda escalated from there.

IT'S ALL HIS FAULT!
If he had just made a TINY BIT EXTRA EFFORT, it would all have worked out!

BUT.. ALL HE DOES IT. ROT AT HOME!

UGH!

MELVIN!

-.-

-tiff

Grrrh

Melvin and Tiffany.

Have divorced.

Over facebook.

:D

Ahhah. Melvin's like some freaking good luck charm.
Previously, I never won a bet.

Let him choose, I win twice.
WHEE. :D

I chose for him..
and he lost.

xD

-tiff

:D

Melvinnnn. :D
SORRY ah. :D
I was supposed to go to the gym with Melman today. But, I was kidnapped by my parents.

Taken against our will, my brother and I were forced to do the most dreaded thing ever.. look at houses.

UGH.

Random construction worker

There, Mel! Proof!

I wasn't making up some other excuse to not go to the gym this time. :D

Tomorrow, okay? :) :) :)

-tiff

So what if I'm Melman.

Hey. you know something? The reason Tiff and I are apparently together is mainly due to the fact we refer to ourselves to certain wildlife.

Or so i call it.

You see. As she refers me to the VERY FAMOUS GIRAFFE MELMAN.

from Madagascar.

So I refer her to a fish. Yes. A fish. A big, round, FISH. and apparently, the tv show thats showing on tv now is about fish. Hahaha. Oh yeah. Tiff you remind me fondly of... this. fish. called FLOUNDER. =)

CAN'T YOU SEE THE RESEMBLANCE!? The SMILE. The ROUNDNESS. and OTHER things that I can't tell.

-Mel

:D :D :D

When Madagascar first came out, I was in Standard Five. :D

Naturally, the similarity between Melvin and Melman made up most of my insults towards him then. :D Not that I would insult him nowww. *coughs*

The name.. the long neck.. the blurr face.. the LONG face..

:D :D :D

The kinda.. lameness. :D

Ahahha.

Watched Madagascar today.
Started laughing in the middle of the movie for this reason.
The Melvin/Melman-ness. :D :D :D

- tiff

:D

HI!
HI!
HI!
HI!

Okay. I'm bored.
Melvin's eating cake.

MY CAKE.

Stupid.
I just deleted the rest of my post.

Aiyoyo.

COREY!!! ANSWER MY SMS!
:D :D :D

Anyways,

HAHAHAHA. Mel just dropped cake on his pants. HIS WHITE PANTS.

HAHAHAHA. And he's trying to blame me. FUNNY.
He's saying I made him laugh. That's a very bad excuse.

ROFL. Anyways.. he's critisizing my typing. He's right la.. the right side of the keyboard doesn't work well anymore. He's giving the I TOLD YOU SO face. So evilll.

Laladida.

He brought his xbox over for my bro to play. So now.. he's like.. eating.
And Im like.. typing.

And my bro's playing.

YOU KNOW HOW LAME THAT IS!?!

He's being mean now again.. critisizing my stories. Aiyoyo.

AND HE WON FOOTBALL! He's so awesome. :D HE SCORED ONE IN EVERY MATCH!

- tiff,

MEL.

Tiff. I'm too lazy. So whatever lah.

Shot one: Calista Tee May Kee trying to kiss Tiffany but Tiffany turns away in disgust and faces me who then faces the camera in fear.
This one. This one is just random. I was taking a photo with Pei Shin and then Tiff blinked right next to me. I swear.

THE END!

Right! I saw you too.

Well. I saw Tiffany too! P&A night. She wore a LOT of things. which I all forgot.

She danced and got nominated and didn't win Student Of The Year. I was really sad. Sort of at least because I was having way too much fun to be sad. Oh well.

Before you scold me for not being sad. I'm sorryyyyyyyyyyy. =(

Would it help if I said you danced like a laprechaun with a pot of gold over the BIG shiny rainbow?

-Mel

:D

I saw Melvin yesterday!
At the PnA.

Ahhah. He went to get his sister's award for her. I'll get pictures up.. once I get them from.. whoever.. took them. :D

YEAH!

He was wearing.. uh.. some formal stuff. :D

MHMM.

It was blue. (:

Ahhah.

Well, I haven't seen him properly in a while, so yeahh. It was nice seeing him. Heh. (:

-tiff

Awww

Aww, sweetie! Waiting to see you.. is like waiting for Mr. John's hair to grow. Now doesn't that bring back memories, you nut head. :)

Agony, I tell you.

:D

-tiff

Time Wasted with you gone.

Well, today I left for school at 1.30p.m. knowing I'm going to get there with plenty of time left before the match.

When I reached the field. Someone just told me.

"Hey Mel, no match today weih."
"whoa, really?"
"yeah. I checked the calender."
"shit."
"well see ya then."
"Dude, where're you going? Aren't you going to play football?"
"No, I'm going home. Why stay when there's no match?"

Lucky bastard.

I had just realized I had come to school for nothing. So then, I tried to find Tiffany to spend time with properly. In the end. I wasted more time because apparently.... she too was missing. I think.

At the end of the day, I just wasted 3 hours. Doing nothing. Great. Just great.

Time can be so easily wasted without you sometimes. =(

-Mel

Tag. :D by Leon Lim Jake Li. :D

Instructions:
Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italicize the statements that you wish were true.
Leave the fibs alone.
Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.
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I’m 170cm + tall.
I don’t know what I want at the moment.
I’m not happy.
I hate my friends.
I hate my life.
I hate my grades.
He drives.
I’m bored of driving.
I have a white handbag.
I love dancing.
I go clubbing every week.
Shopping is bullshit.
I have a tattoo of a star.
I got my navel pierced.
I have friends that take drugs.
90% of my friends smoke.
I still hang out with my ex, even though our break up was rather nasty.
I’m studying Fashion.
I have a business running.
I hate cartoons.
I hate someone.
I have 10 Guess handbags.
I buy CLEO every month.
My parents don’t know about my blog.
I have an iPod.
I don’t have faith in the current “one”.
My school mates know about my blog.
I wanted to be a fashion designer.
I love rock emo bands.
I hate it when people cancel last minute meet ups.
I’m a rebel.
I’m starting to like wearing dresses.
I don’t believe in love.
High school's filled with drama.
My parents have faith in me.
I’ve bought shoes this month.
A blogger bitched about me before.
I hate sports.
I heart Italian food.
I hate meeting new people.
I hate nail polish.
The mother bear gives me hugs.
People should start appreciating me.
High school was the worst time of my life.
I have red hair.
One Utama is my second home.
I’m a guy.
I’m scared of my Biology exam.
I hate vacations.
We’ll last.
I believe in long distance relationships.
I’m going to get high and smoke weed one day soon.
I’ve robbed an old lady.
I’m starting to like applying make-up.
I was a tomboy.
At times I think I still am a tomboy.
I love bitching about people behind their backs.
I hate surprise parties.
I hate planning parties.
I’m hot.
I’m a sinner.
I’ve got a DS.
I have a Wii.
I can live without music.
Video games are a waste of time.
I miss the father bear.
I love being in love.
I know how to cook.
I have 100% freedom.
Boys are assholes.
I hate Math.
I love horror films.
I’m happy with what I have.
I slept in my parents’ room for 3 days after watching Scream when I was a kid.
My old friends keep in touch with me.
I don’t read newspapers.
The news is such a waste of time.
Blogging is a waste of time.
I hate animals.
I can’t live without make-up.
I curse like a pirate.
I’m happy with my 11 year old car.
I hate people that are smart.
I love Apple Juice.
I can’t drink for nuts.
I believe that everyone in their teens have lost their virginity.
I’ve got a new phone.
I’m going to get a new pair of shoes by the end of this month.
I love swimming.
I haven’t worked out since March.
I think I’m fat.
I love my friends and family.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------

I tag:
Calista Tee
Tan KyeLi

Rachelle Chee
Danil
Olivia

-tiff.

=/

Football replaces me now, huh? :(

You laaaa.
Come to school so late.

I did this quiz thing!

http://www.blogthings.com/thecutemonstertest/

SO CUTEEE! :D

Ahhah.
Go do it. Go Go.

YES, you.
AND you!

And you, sweeetieee. :)

She's Gone.

She's GONE.

All GONE!

Never to be seen again.

Why?

P&A nite that's why.

For weeks I haven't seen her.

Not even a single glimpse.

It's really sad actually.

Sometimes... I get really lonely in class. so I go and play FOOTBALL! so that I don't feel lonely anymore.

yeah it HELPS.

ALOT.

See you AFTER P&A.

-Mel

:)

Just got back from the gym with my sweetie.

Haven't been seeing him much coz of PnA practice.

He's gonna go too. To get an award! SPM Star Award. So what if he hasn't even taken PMR? Ahhah.

-Tiff

Alright.

This morning, my alarm rang at about 7 am. Why?

I was supposed to get up and go for Canon Goes Green..

BUT, I was also supposed to sing for church. 

SO... I switched off the alarm, planning to wake up LATER for church. 

At 8.30, my alarm rang again. I got up, asked my mom if I could go to church. She wasn't feeling well.. and since church was all the way in KL, she didn't want to drive. 

SOO, I rechecked the Canon Goes Green thing, and realized I still could participate if I went before nine. I tried calling people to go with me *cough*MELVIN*cough*

BUT, that boy ahh.. had to switch off his phone. -.-

Turns out he wasn't even at home. 

So, yes.

In the end, I didn't go.

-Tiff

ohyeahhhhhhhhh!!! ...... oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh. =)

ohyeahhhhhhhhh...

today. is the day, we have been freed from the control of exams which we had to study like shit for. seriously. now we're free!

for now at least.

anyways. after the exams finished with the last paper of the day which was geography which I seriously thought WOULD NEVER FRIGGING END. in the end it did though. so yay. I went to OU without tiff but with my friends. I nearly died. seriously.That's because during like halfway on the journey, SONIA started driving the car. and yeah. it was scary.

In the end though we got alive.

When we were safely in OU, Anderson and I, with Zhou Han went shopping! for a mouse. called razer copperhead.

This baby costed me 259 bucks but hell it was worth it. seriously it's like the COOLEST MOUSE EVER!

but obviously not as awesome as Tiffany. wait. MAYBE just a little bit. =)

oh yeah. it's like 3 frigging a.m. in the morning and I'm blogging retarded stuff next to Anderson because I drank like a full cup of PURE CAFFEINE! so you know what happened.

oh. we're dota-ing too. If we do last until this afternoon. I'll tell you about it. =)

Bye. Anderson and I still have like 4 more hours to go before day break. hahahaha.

oh yeah. kok wei's here too. he says hi.

my baby looks so sexy. like this!

HAHA.

Laladida.

IT's glittery.

that's what she thinks.

seriously.

this is what I KNOW.

righhhhhhhhhhht.

Melvin sounds gay on the computer. :)

OI! at least I ain't lesbo! =)

I'm NOT LA.. eeee.

sighhh... denial is always the first stage of recovery

NO.. acceptance is the first state of recovery.. geez. you gotta accept it to recover lahh.

no. that's the last la. sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

EEE. you ahh! im seriouss. It's.. not last. It's the first. What? Do you expect to not accept the fact that you have a problem and recover... BEFORE you know you have a problem? Isn't that confusing?

BOLD - Melvin

NORMAL - Tiffany

:)

We're supposed to be studying Science.

Which we are.

THANKS

AHAHH! Melvin is soo awesome. 

So, I lost my Sejarah textbook.

But then he lent me his!!

Haha. It's kinda great to have a super awesome person living in the same condo.

-Tiff

EDIT:

The above does not do justice to the amount of gratitude I feel.

OKAY. It's like this.

Yesterday in Sejarah class, I couldn't find my textbook so I shared with Eugene Tai. 
I thought I left it at home, so I wasn't really freaked out or anything..

BUT YEAH..

Came home; couldn't find it. Freaked.

Called Mel at 10am.. 

Phone was off. I suspect he was sleeping. :D

Called again at 1.21 pm. 

He didn't pick up. 

He called me back at 1.22 pm.

Talked for .. one minute.

1.25 pm, he's downstairs with the book.

Seriously, at that moment I was like.. OMG PHEW! He was holding the booook.. and clad in white.

Ahhah. Angelic appearance, you may say.

:D

ALRIGHT. Now going out for some dinner thing. Will be back.. and will read the textbook. :)

Thanks again, amazing awesome wonderful kind Melvin. 

Tagged.

Melvin Tiffany

1. The last person to tag you is?
MY LAU BU.
Calista Tee M.. err. not sure how to spell/./ Kee sorry lah. :P Okay, fine. I know. I just wanna add drama to this response.

2. Your relationship with them?
Family I think. or at least that's what I think. =)
Duty buddy person who I OCCASIONALLY steal food from.

3. Your 5 impression towards them?
She's small, cute, lao buu-ish, maybe pretty, okay lah pretty lah, fun to annoy.
Melvin wants me to say nice things only.. so. fine. lol. Awesome lahh, pretty lahh, nice lahh, funny lahh, can speak a lot of languages lahh and Mel says sexy :D

4. The most memorable thing that they have ever done for you?
I have absolutely noooooooooo idea. except maybe when she gave me her fries for free. =) or maybe because i stole it.
Was willing to speak Mandarin with me, encouraging me to speak.. then laughing at me. -.-

5. The most memorable words that they had say to you ?
OII! give me back my fries lahh!
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

6. If they becomes your lover, you will
I'll still call her lao buuuuuu! =) forever. or maybe change to lao po lah.
Ooooo. Hahah. She'll love me, awesomely.

7. If they becomes your enemy, you will...
Still call her lao bu. with lovee! hahah.
Chase her with a long and pointy stick then laugh as she cries in pain.. watching blood slowly drip from her body. :)

8. If they becomes your lover, they have to improve on...
NOTHING! she's my lao bu.
Her gender lahh. Or maybe look more male/ talk more male/ actually turn male/ and don't laugh at me SO MUCH when I'm trying to LEARN Mandarin!.. and Cantonese.

9. If they becomes your enemy, the reason is...
I stole her fries. DUH!
She laughed at me too much.

10. The most desirable things to do for them is...
Give her fries. and more fries. till she gains weight then i'll call her lao bu!
Pleasure her. HAHAHA. Okay okay okay. Im not serious. HAHAHA. Okay okay. Melvin thinks I'm lesbo nowww. Eeeeeeeeeee. ROFLMAO.

11. Overall impression towards them is...
old.
awesome-y but not as awesome as Melvin, I'm sorry. It's just the way it works. Ahhah. :D

12. How do you think the people around you will feel about you ?
being extremely kind to my lao bu.
The people I'm asking are ignoring meee. FINE. they WOULD feel that I'm like.. sadistic.. but I'm NOT.

13. The character for you for yourself is ?
me lah.
tiff-ish

14. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is ?
being attached uncontrollably to tiffany.
stupid memory losses.

15. The most ideal person you want to be is ?
Anderson, who's like next to me.
The most ideal person Melvin wants me to be. :) *cue awwws*

16. For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them.
I love you lao buuu!! =) hahah. the line is only reserved for her okay. the rest of you gets "hi!" or "whatyouwantnigga!?".
You SHOULD! :D

-We're too malas to do the last part. It's too long. Bear with us. We tag everyone -

I'm sorryyyyyyyy...

Well yeah. I'm sorry for not updating because i was busy. doing stuff. yeah. okay noww.. i shall update!

So... in the past two weeks that I haven't updated I have done the following: -
a)Do nothing.
b)Do even more nothing.
c) Tried to study but failed.
d) Miss mahh tiffany. I think.

and now. I really feel like saying I'm sorry Tiff. for being really insincere about my sorry's because... I dont know.

well. bye. I got ICT class. and i'm bored.

-Mel

Hmm

Today.. we were not.

And then

We were.

AAAHEEE

MEL.. be afraid.

~`*wen wen*`~ says:

we should get married

tiffanykhoomeiling says:

im sorry

tiffanykhoomeiling says:

but

tiffanykhoomeiling says:

melvin.. yeah

tiffanykhoomeiling says:

u understand, right?

~`*wen wen*`~ says:

aww...so you're choosing him over me?

~`*wen wen*`~ says:

i'm not your type?

tiffanykhoomeiling says:

you're.. not my gender.

tiffanykhoomeiling says:

actually

tiffanykhoomeiling says:

you are my gender

tiffanykhoomeiling says:

which makes u not my type

tiffanykhoomeiling says:

of gender

~`*wen wen*`~ says:

stupid chromosomes

Earlier..

~`*wen wen*`~ says:

then i shall kiss you

tiffanykhoomeiling says:

eeee

~`*wen wen*`~ says:

i mean your pet..

~`*wen wen*`~ says:

unless you 'want' me to kiss you

bwahh

sweetie, I have your Math workbook.

No, it wasn't because of my so-called kleptomaniac tendacies.

I just found it in my locker!
SERIOUSLY, I didn't take it. *shifty eyes*

Youlah! Keep leaving your stuff at my table.

BLAH. Anyways, tell me when you get back, kay. I'll go drop it off.

UNLESS you don't want to do your homework and you want a valid excuse saying, "Oh, teacher. Tiffany took my book," then yeahh. Don't tell me when you get back.

Anyways, my brother misses you, for some strange reason..

YEAHPS.

:D

Melvin took a picture two of his daughters.. and he has many.. all of which I AM NOT ADOPTING. 

I had a few photos with Melvin's daddy. :D
Not his real one laa.
Andrew Chang. :)



Look. We even forced him into the girls toilet. Which he went into quite willingly, actually.
xD

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Andreww... I think Mrs.Chang sounds better than Mrs.Chong.

PS:
See those ads on your right? Click them, pleaseeeee. :D
Safe 100%. It'll help us. Thanks. 

Laladida

ALRIGHT! Melvin Chong Wei Howe has moved in. 

I went to his place today.

Brought my brother along.

Melvin did his homework! Aren't you all so proud of him!? 

Well, basically we went there to do homework.

His house is still empty but it's pretty-looking. Looks like mine, actually.. O.O

Just.. empty.

My brother played his PSP the whole while. While Mel and I did work..

And stare outside the window for a while.. Or it could just be me. 

Bwahh.

Anyways, his computer hasn't been brought over so I doubt he'll be posting for a while. But we'll see. 

OH YEAH! You wanna know something super duper coincidental besides the fact that we're now neighbours?!

His dad and I have the same birthday.

Haha.

National Awesomeness Day, you know. ;D 

DietPlan :D

I seriously need to exercise. Like, seriously.

Mel's been trying to get me to.

Since I'm all flabby and stuff.

Yeahh..

SO! after finals, I'm gonna start an EXERCISE REGIME!

As in, I'm going to try to swim at least three times a month,
Gonna try jogging every weekend and Fridays. (at least twice a week)

Going to take up horse riding again,

Gonna stop eating after 10pm, even if my dad buys back pizzas, icecream, pie, cake, etc. etc. etc.

YEAHla, It sounds very very lame now. BUT, everyone has to start somewhere. :)

For now, there's like.. Prom Musical practice so that's a workout.. sort of. :D 

=/

Melvin's using me. 

-Tiff

BOS Project

Sweetie and I are in the same group for our Blue Ocean Strategy project, which is actually some presentation about Global Awareness.

SO, our group, consisting of him, me, WenWen, and Anderson are going to be presenting on Monday during assembly.

I think we're the only form two class.

BAH.

And I have to get a dress for the Student of the Year nominee photoshoot.

See, they want us to wear something nice. 

BUT

Must have sleeves,
Cannot be V-neck, U-neck, or any other neck..

Must be knee length,
No thin straps,
No thick straps,
No no straps, 

ETC.

In short, almost all normal dresses are eliminated. -.-

Melvin soo KINDLY offered to buy me a frock. 

Alive and Bored. as hell.

I SWEAR! this ict class is currently like the weirdest one I've ever been in. Everybody is like playing with - sounds.

What the hell right?

And my sweetie is like playing with cow sounds going mooooooooooooooo! sweet isn't she?

that's why she's MINE.

On the other hand, I really don't find what's so fun about playing with stupid sounds like moo's crows, and stuff. I'd rather die by the hand of mahh sweet lambie pie than endure this crap.

-Mel

stupid boy.

HOI!
-.-

He's lying lah. I'm not ticklish at all. 

SERIOUSLY. 

He's just being a bully.

ANYWAYS, is it wrong being ticklish!?

huh!?

punk!?!?!

ahem.

Okay. I am chilled.

Lots  of LOVE to Mel *cackles to self*
- Tiff

one more thing.

PLEASE STOP CALLING MY TIFFANY. . .

Tiffy.

Seriously she finds it so weird, I call her MAHH SWEET LAMBIE PIE ON A STICK.
Call her by that. It's funnier. =) at least i think it is.

Bye!

-Mel

Muahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

as the title goes : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
It refers to me laughing in some retardedly evil voice because of something that I found today.
What is that thing?

Tiffany's weak spot. or at least ticklish spot, which is SERIOUSLY ticklish to her.

wanna know where?

guess.

-------

like hell I'm gonna tell you.

it's only for me to know.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!

Don't worry. I Tiff, I won't tell them where your weak spot is. I'm not that bad. =)

If you wanna know where it is. go find it yourself. sheeeeesh.

-Mel

p.s. : it's her NECK!

oh and after this I don't think I might be posting for awhile. I sense a premonition of DEATH approaching.

Melvin sweetie. :)

AWW, sweetie!
-.-

By the way, that earlier post was Melvin. :)
AND, are you calling me retarded!?

Haha. You want to know what this boy said today..
very weird.

Sweet Beef Lamb Pie on a Stick.

seriously, the amount of things he puts on a stick with his "Texas" accent is.. just freaky.


WELL, I officially have no more pictures of Melvin. BECAUSE!
My laptop.. got ... reformatted!

AND I DIDN'T DO IT!

SO, now it's all gone EVERYTHING. Even my Sejarah project.

BUT, KenTain saved my life. :D

-Tiff

well...

I don't know why she has pictures of me too. It's seriously mind boggling I tell you. Oh well, for me. I don't need pictures to remember mah sweetie paihh. ( don't mind the retarded words.)

yeah... uh... uhm. well...miss you! =)

bye.

:)

Don't ask me why I have so many pictures of him. I just do!

-Tiff

Pictures

Melvin



Tiffany


Melvin and Buffalo


Mel & Tiff

:)

Haha.

Yeah. Weird.

Mel and I are gonna have the almost same address..

ACTUALLY, we're SORT OF in the same block.. but not ENTIRELY. 

Like.. I'm in the other part of the block.. 

It's connected.. but it's not the same block.

BUT THAT IS SOME FREAKY COINCIDENCE, alright!!

Hahahaha.

She's going to have a field day. 

--

Today, we were in the library doing our BM work.

And Melvin was trying to generate static my combing my hair.. -.-

Yeah, while he was doing that and blah.. I started staring at the Kamus Dewan.

AND SOON, IT WAS ALL I COULD SEE!

Seriously. I just felt really really irritated suddenly. Haha.

And frustrated. 

I blame it on the dumb dictionary. 

LOOK AT THAT EDISI KETIGA SIGN!

It's in such a frustrating green colour..
Nothing is supposed to be THAT green.

Yeah, Melvin thinks I'm weird now. -.-

Weirdness On A Whole New Level. or maybe something else.

Today is as normal as any other day. Me and tiffany, in school. studyingg. yadda yadda yadda.
BUT THEN!after school my mum brought me to see some apartments in Bukit Utama where TIFFANY currently resides in.

the best part is I'm moving there by the 1st of October.Okay. now for the weirdness-es of the apartment I'm moving in to. For some EXTREMELY, like bloody seriously WEIRD reason, we're on the SAME floor. SAME unit number.but different blocks.

What THE HELL right? it's damn weird okay. but then again... oh well. maybe it's just fate or something that I get to live closer to her. Closer than I can imagine actually. =)

Life is seriously weird sometimes.

Annoyed

Yeah, sorry. Tiff again. Heh.
I'm annoyed. The Sejarah project is annoying.

Besides that,
my water tap broke,
my piano homework is far from done,
AND
FINALS ARE COMING UP!!!!!!!!

Insanity.

At least I have Melvin to keep me alive.

HAHHAHA.

MelvinBoy. :D

The HERO in my life. Ahem. 

EH, I'm stupid laa! :(

--

Our English teacher keeps hitting on him. -.-

-.-

FINE. 

Okay, fine. That made me laugh.

You're a stupid stupid gorrila. 

But fine. 

Heh.

You know, someone asked the question and I forgot to answer with the standard answer.... 

ANYWAYS, since I'm not that mad at you anymore, I'll talk about the dream I had.

For some strange reason, last week, I dreamt a lot about my evil sweetie and WenWen.

Well, the WenWen one involved a lot of adventuring in the forest and all that..

But, the Melvin one was weird.

Haha.

Well, in my dream, my brother was apparently a wanted man by the police in China. And somehow, we were in China.

We were sitting in KFC, like watching over my brother la.

In my dream, Melvin's.. my other brother. And we're both kinda like secret agents? 

Yeaahh. Well, we kinda had guns and everything.

I don't know why my mind comes up with these things when I'm unconscious, okay!

You know the thing in the middle of a KFC table? Like those.. cardboard thingys advertising their new something or something, right? Well, we were trying to talk over it with hand signals because we saw some of the guys who wanted to kill my brother..

And we didn't want my brother to know and freak.

SO, we were doing these retarded hand signals trying to communicate.

AND SUDDENLY, the guys who were trying to kill my brother appeared! 

AND THEN!!

AND THEN!!

Yeahh, I sorta woke up. 

-.-

In the words of Aaron, "bummer"

-Tiff

Aww.. I'm SORRY. =)

Hahaha. Awwww... I'm sorry.You know I didn't MEAN it. I hope. After all, it was all just for fun.

Don't have to turn all

evil-ish,

emo,

and

sadistic

on me now right? Please?

PS: Really though, you oughta cut it. hahaha. Please don't be mad. =) or kill me.

-Melvin

Grr

Melvin Chong Wei Howe is MEAN!

-.-

And if he ever ever ever repeats today, I will..

Amputate his limbs with a blunt axe,

Slice his fingers,

Jab his eyeballs,

Pull out his tongue..

And many more. :)

-Tiff

:D

PS: I know I'm sadistic.

:D

Wanna know why my sweet darling Melvin hasn't been posting?

His cousins are over.

Yeahps.

SO, today, unfortunately, I'll be updating again. On his behalf though. :)
As you all know, my dear sweet Melvin is.. a strange boy.



AND, today. He was speaking with a Texas accent.
Howdy, ya'll.

MELVIN's PHRASE OF THE DAY

Holy shit on a stick with maccaroni, cheese, and chocolate on a stick!

ISN'T HE ADORABLE?

Ahem. :D

I can't remember what he wants me to write. Heh. (:
Well, we have our Geography classtest tomorrow.

Our Science on Thursday.

And our KH on Friday...

OH YEAH.

Today, we had our BM classtest. AND, my sweetie wrote on a bank robbery.
So, he was at a bank, blablabla. Paragraph paragraph paragraph. The robbers came in.
Something happened to the robbers.
Robbers went out.
They left the sack of money in front of him.

He took the money and became rich.

GENIUS, I know!
HAHAHAHAHA.

Okay, I'm not sure if he actually wrote that but he told me he did. So, heck. :D
Well, gonna study lah.

The sky is blue,
Cookies are good,
I expect you,
To buy me some food.

PS: FRANCINE THE BUFFALO IS LOW WEN WEN

-Tiffany

Sweetie

Sweetie, look. I found our wedding photo.

:D

OMGROFLMAO.

Anyways, my sister saw this blog and was pretty much like,

OMG! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Yeahh.

And I signed up for those thingys you wanted me to, sweetie.

>>>>

:)

-Tiff

Today..

Aww, sweetie.
I didn't know you were feeling sad today.

Click the picture above to enlarge it. You may see the insane look of joy on our faces.
We look like retards.

My Melvin looks sooo wonderful in that picture, doesn't he? With his little striped jacket and his cute wittle smile. :D
LOOK at the way he's holding his hands! Like a good boy.

Isn't he adorable?

-Tiffany

PS: There's a POLL! Do it people. :) I'm sure my sweetie will win.

I'm SORRY. really.

I'm sorry. lau buu ( calista tee may kee). I'm REALLY REALLY sorry. seriously. Do you know how bad I felt? really bad actually. i think.

Well, I'm sorry because I ACCIDENTALLY said something to you which I didn't mean at all. That's why today has been a really really sad and lonely day which without my Tiffy, I don't know how I would've been able to endure. siighh.

Anyways, today wasn't that bad because today everyone was supposed to wear their traditional clothes to school today and my Tiffy wore a beautiful greenish-yellow baju kebaya which matched her braces. Isn't she just AWESOME?

Believe me, she looked STUNNING it isn't surprising because she looks good in everything that she wears. Isn't she the best? =) hahaha. and then we took pictures! which I don't have now so I can't post it. sorry. Don't worry though, my tiffy will post it later.

-Melvin

Hahahahaha. :D

PICTURE REMOVED FOR CERTAIN REASONS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Look at our love!


I think he look positively beautiful here.

--


Look at my sweetie at the back there.
He's doing his "cute" expression. :D

Yes, these stack of cans are his creations. Aren't you so impressed that he arranged them all by TYPE!?

Bottom - mangoes.
2nd layer - Soya beans
3rd layer - ice lemon teas
4th later - 100 plus
5th layer - JusTea and some sesat lychee.
6th, 7th, 8th layer - Just random.
Top layer - Beer cans.

:D

Roses are red,
My stomach is full,
You have no lice,
For that I'm grateful.

Wow

Wow. I'm soo proud of my darling darling Melvin!

He managed to write a post.
AND, all comments and rotten apples are to be thrown at the HANDSOME HANDSOME Melvin. :)

I'm looking at him now (ICT Class) in this black jacket, his blurr face on. OH, he looks so cute!

As he stares at the screen reading on some game FAQ, I smile although I'm sick because I can see him.. stretching.

Yes, he is stretching now.

And.. scratching his head.

But he still looks wonderful to me. :D

-Tiffany

ohmygod, my honey is SICK! =( shit.

Hey, this is Melvin, the other half who somehow BELONGS to Tiffany. or so she claims. but still. yeah.

Today is a REALLY REALLY REALLY sad day. My dearr Tiffany is sick with the flu.

Sadly, it is because of me. She went to a bookfest yesterday with her friend Amanda to buy a book for me! I feel really really bad now.

Although, she is sick. She can still flash me that really wonderful and marvellous smile that she does everyday.

oh well.

..............................

oh yeah, this is my first ever post. so if it sucks. do tell. BY THE WAY. THIS is OUR BLOG. thanks.

(all complaints please forward it to tiffany.)

starting off.

*swoons*

Everytime I look at your face.. I feel my heart beat faster.
(although the full button up thing doesn't work for you)

When you make your lame jokes, it brightens up my day. (mhmm.)

And when you do your Lee Chong Wei face, I know our son will be pointing at the TV screen saying,

"Mummy! Why don't I look like that?"
(i hope not)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're stuck with me,
No matter what you do.

:)